Services & Rates

The "PINK NAPKINS" Deluxe Package (60-Minute Massage)

$80 per 60 minutes

My massage is typically a special brew of Swedish, Deep Tissue, Myofascial and Trigger/Tender Point techniques, designed to relax and heal while you float off to your happy place.  (To learn more about what I mean when I use these terms, please refer to the "DEFINITIONS" page of this site.)

Includes complimentary pre-/post-massage postural assessment

NOTE: Prenatal/Pregnancy Massage requires a few extra precautions and modified techniques, but is really not THAT different from my usual massage, so I bill it at  the same rate.  You're welcome, mom. :)

 


The "PINK NAPKINS" Deluxe Package (MOBILE VERSION)

$110 + Lyft expenses per 60 minutes

Same as above, but instead of you coming to me, I bring my table to your home, office, hotel room or wherever.

To receive a mobile massage you must have AT LEAST an 8' x 10' floor space available, so my table and I have the room we need.

I used to only do this within the Seattle City Limits, but am now willing to go anywhere. Be aware, however, that since I take a rideshare to your location and fold that cost into your fee, the further I have to travel, the more you're paying. (I can provide an estimate of the rideshare costs portion of your payment prior to service and guarantee that I WILL NOT exceed it at time of billing.)

Also, be aware that I have adopted the policy of requiring pre-payment for mobile massages to ensure that I don't get stuck covering transportation costs on my own if clients flake out on me. (This has never happened, thankfully, but I want it to CONTINUE to never happen. And don't worry, I'm as good as my word; you pay, you get the massage.)

 


The "BLACK NAPKINS" Deluxe Package (90-Minute Massage)

$110 per 90 Minutes

Same as the "Pink Napkins" 60-Minute Deluxe Package, but longer (and a better value).

As with the "Pink Napkins" package, cost includes complimentary pre-/post-massage postural assessment and there is no additional cost for incorporating Prenatal/Pregnancy Massage techniques.

 

 


The "BLACK NAPKINS" Deluxe Package (MOBILE VERSION)

$140 + Lyft expenses per 90 minutes

Same as above, but instead of you coming to me, I bring my table to your home, office, hotel room or wherever.

To receive a mobile massage you must have AT LEAST an 8' x 10' floor space available, so my table and I have the room we need.

I used to only do this within the Seattle City Limits, but am now willing to go anywhere. Be aware, however, that since I take a rideshare to your location and fold that cost into your fee, the further I have to travel, the more you're paying. (I can provide an estimate of the rideshare costs portion of your payment prior to service and guarantee that I WILL NOT exceed it at time of billing.)

Also, be aware that I have adopted the policy of requiring pre-payment for mobile massages to ensure that I don't get stuck covering transportation costs on my own if clients flake out on me. (This has never happened, thankfully, but I want it to CONTINUE to never happen. And don't worry, I'm as good as my word; you pay, you get the massage.)

 


The "SUNRISE REDEEMER" Deluxe Package (Two hours)

$140 per Two hours

Same as the "Pink Napkins" and "Black Napkins" Deluxe Packages, but even longer and an even better deal.

As with those two packages, cost includes complimentary pre-/post-massage postural assessment and there is no additional cost for incorporating Prenatal/Pregnancy Massage techniques.




The "SUNRISE REDEEMER" Deluxe Package (MOBILE VERSION)

$170 + Lyft expenses per Two hours

Same as above, but instead of you coming to me, I bring my table to your home, office, hotel room or wherever.

To receive a mobile massage you must have AT LEAST an 8' x 10' floor space available, so my table and I have the room we need.

I used to only do this within the Seattle City Limits, but am now willing to go anywhere. Be aware, however, that since I take a rideshare to your location and fold that cost into your fee, the further I have to travel, the more you're paying. (I can provide an estimate of the rideshare costs portion of your payment prior to service and guarantee that I WILL NOT exceed it at time of billing.)

Also, be aware that I have adopted the policy of requiring pre-payment for mobile massages to ensure that I don't get stuck covering transportation costs on my own if clients flake out on me. (This has never happened, thankfully, but I want it to CONTINUE to never happen. And don't worry, I'm as good as my word; you pay, you get the massage.)


The "ZOOT ALLURES" Deluxe Package (THREE HOURS!)

$300 per three hours

I created the Zoot Allures Deluxe Package after realizing that 60, 90, even 120 minutes wasn't enough time to do every trick I know.

This massage will include all the Swedish techniques, some Deep Tissue and Myofascial techniques, some other tricks I've picked up over the years...really, just three hours of me doing what I do best, on YOU.

This massage comes with a mandatory 15-minute stretching and rehydration break at the 90 minute point, not just for me, but also for YOU.  We both get up, we both stretch, we both drink some water.  (That you drink some water at this point is the most important part.  All that massage will work all sorts of toxins out of your muscles, and you'll need to drink water to flush them out, or else the next 90 minutes of massage will have you feeling worse, not better.)

Sorry, there's no mobile version of this; I do one of these, I'm done for the day. I'm leaving it all on the table. Packing up said table and transporting it home is just too much hassle after working that hard. (That's also why it costs so much. If you can find a cheaper three-hour massage, by all means, buy that one instead.)

DISCLAIMER: Remember, kids, Frank was a genius, but just because he smoked doesn't mean YOU should smoke, I mean, where is he NOW?


The "WATERMELON IN EASTER HAY" Deluxe Package (FOUR hours!)

$400 per Four hours

I created the three-hour Zoot Allures Deluxe Package after realizing that 60, 90, even 120 minutes wasn't enough time to do every trick I know.

I created the Watermelon In Easter Hay Deluxe Package adter realizing that even three hours isn't enough.

This massage will include all the Swedish techniques, some Deep Tissue and Myofascial techniques, some other tricks I've picked up over the years...really, just four hours of me doing what I do best, on YOU.

This massage comes with a mandatory 15-minute stretching and rehydration break at the two-hour point, not just for me, but also for YOU.  We both get up, we both stretch, we both drink some water.  (That you drink some water at this point is the most important part.  All that massage will work all sorts of toxins out of your muscles, and you'll need to drink water to flush them out, or else the next 90 minutes of massage will have you feeling worse, not better.)

Sorry, there's no mobile version of this; I do one of these, I'm done for the day. I'm leaving it all on the table. Packing up said table and transporting it home is just too much hassle after working that hard. (That's also why it costs so much. If you can find a cheaper four-hour massage, by all means, buy that one instead.)

 


Sports Massage

$75 per hour

Sports Massage enhances and prolongs an athletic career by helping to prevent injury, reduce pain and inflammation, relax the mind, increase flexibility and accelerate recovery from exertion.  It also encourages kinesthetic awareness and promotes the body's innate immune function.  I am a proud member of the Washington State Sports Massage Team, and you may well find yourself on my table at one of the many running and cycling events that I massage at with them.  Meanwhile, I'm at your disposal with private pre- and post-event Sports Massage services!


Chair Massage

$60/hour + Lyft expenses per Varies

With this modality, I massage you as you relax in a specialized ergonomic chair.  One advantage of chair massage is that it lends itself to a shorter, more compact, more efficient massage.  Abbreviated chair massages are a service that I offer, but I know enough seated massage techniques that I could go as long as an hour on a single chair massage.  Just be sure to tell me what duration you want.

Two important distinctions of chair massage from the other modalities I offer are that (a) you MUST remain clothed when you receive a chair massage, and (b) because you're sitting down, it doesn't give as much attention to the posterior lower body, i.e., the glutes, the hamstrings and the calves.  (In fact, that's a big part of why my chair massage is shorter than my table massage.)  Keep these in mind when selecting the sort of massage you would like.

MOBILE ONLY. Also, I get a 15-minute break every 45-to-60 minutes. (I won't charge for the breaks.)